Transportation: Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about...

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML

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By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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You deserved it 2 488

Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 1 472

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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Prove me wrong

By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

Trust

By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 06:01

Today, my dad trusted me to go driving by myself in his car. I foolishly celebrated by doing a jump heel click, landed awkwardly, threw my hand out to stop myself falling, and scraped the whole bunch of keys down the driver's door. He trusted me for like 3 seconds and I blew it. FML

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dabomb1463 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

YDI for being mean and insulting the elderly

FMLshark 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

I think it's safe to say you proved your point.

Comments

anencephalic 14

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:25

Now, English isn't my first language and I am — as my username implies — quite dumb, but am I really the only one who finds both the wording and the grammatical aspects of this FML rather strange?

MEM0817 18

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:32

That's like telling your dentist he sucks at his job while he's drilling into your mouth. Some things you just don't say when you're not in control!

MsMeiriona 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:44

I'd imagine it would be near impossible to tell your dentist that WHILE he's drilling. Just a guess, though.

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:00

#79 Yup, and OP had to learn that the hard way

rubberduckie94 13

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:46

Did you pee your pants a little or a lot?

MEM0817 18

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:51

Okay fair enough 82. Then its like telling your dentist he sucks at his job before he drills into your mouth. You get my point though, I'm sure.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:17

Two very simple rules: #1: Don't insult your parents, it's rude and in this case dangerous #2: Don't insult the person who has control over the vehcle you are riding in, that's just stupid

IPoopedOnU 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:32

My mom would do this if I called her old...

CommanderBalls 10

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:54

troll dad for the win

MigraineurOfLife 15

Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:42

He should of said your right & then sat you out & made you walk to school!

anarchistpunk 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:54

How can you guys say OP deserves it? Okay granted, dude you're in college you should be driving yourself, but i mean, it's the dads fault for not being able to take a joke. Don't you guys make mean jokes to Your parents? FYL dude.