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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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By Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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mds9986 24

Friday 27 November 2015 1:15

I feel like he installed it poorly. Even if it's cheap I don't think that is normal to happen.

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 November 2015 1:19

New shower heads can be painfully eager to make friends.

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gosh_mate 30

Friday 27 November 2015 1:27

Ouch! I hope you make him buy you a deluxe shower head after that haha.

Ramirex24 6

Friday 27 November 2015 1:33

The problem is that he didn't screw it in all the way, not that it was cheap.

beeferjay 34

Friday 27 November 2015 1:34

this all could have been avoided if you were only celebrating thanksgiving on the proper day

MonstreBelle 29

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:57

Yeah, what kind of weirdo showers on Thanksgiving?

mettaton 9

Friday 27 November 2015 1:50

Dang, hope you feel better OP

imStoneCold 7

Friday 27 November 2015 2:08

Something like that happened to me with a internet router, my mum went out and bought the cheapest one she could find and now gets mad about it frequently disconnecting everyone and crashing while outputting basically nothing at all. Sometimes people don't understand that it's cheap for a reason...

CLOTHESPlN 17

Friday 27 November 2015 6:51

You know, if your router some how built up pressure, then violently flew across the room and smashed into your face, I might agree that something like this happened to you.