Kids: Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of...

By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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By Ari - 08/09/2018 23:30

Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML

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Shaylea_Chensu 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:19

I think that's more cute than anything else, if that had happened to me I'd have just laughed. I mean, pads are pads, they're nothing to be embarrassed about.

notFUNNYtoMEass 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:05

ya, cause you know you have to be watching them EVERY second of the day. god forbid they actually go do things on their own. you must have never been around kids.

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funsize003 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:21

what the hell? this site needs to get it together. so your pads were stuck to the wall. OH HOLY HELL. that sucks. idk what you will do now. like seriously, just stop trying your life is OVER. this is even worse than having some drunk ass chick wrap her legs around you during sex and yelling "be my baby's daddy!". not. fail.

hiphopchick7 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:59

@33 LMAO I love u!! xD

Makinitez 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:22

Yeah, very nice FML. Except, why do I feel like you copied this off of America's Funniest Home Videos? Meh.

livelyx 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:30

Yeah..not a FML.

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:32

Haha that's funny. But I can definitely understand why it's an FML.

wasitfinaldest 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:33

Heres a better AND true fml from me. "I modded this 2 times i clicked NO! (this persons a flooder) guess i missed one. FML"

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:34

My brothers used 2 brand new boxes of tampons as 'ammunition' and shot them at each other when they were 7 and 8. I was not unreasonably annoyed.

Mr_Positive 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:38

agree with #1,2...LOL @ 39 :)

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:39

That's not a fml-that's just funny!

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:50

My sister did the same thing

LchTessMnstr 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:12

I REALLY hope they weren't used... But then again...if they were...it'd get the 'Birds/Bees' talk outta the way... Though I doubt she'd understand it...and i'd be disturbed if she did understand it...