By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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bmx5S5 0

lol! #24 is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! and im 13 year old guy and know a lot of girls like that... so don't get too mad. but atleast teach her to use condoms and buy her some just incase

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weloveandrew123 0

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA......Wow shes 13 and getting in bed with some horny guy in the 8th grade?!?!?! Buy her some condoms and teach her how to use them or else your going to be a grandparent very soon.

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zeromuse 0

Why is everyone so surprised, im 14 and I know quite a few 13 year olds who ahve lost their virginity, no one really cares... The media portrays us badly, 13-14 are actually pretty mature and intelligent in most cases,and we aren't quite as innocent as thought (sex ed was going over already learned information) So this is rather normal to my experience, it may be illegal, but this does happen, times change i suppose....

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XxLILROCKSTARxX 0

lol true 512 your right i'm 13 and i know alot of people that are like that and some are my friends too but they're girls like that its normal to me but its kinda also a bad thing cuz its like alot of people are having sex way too young and if they get prego than alot of there careers that they wanted might get pushed aside cuz of the baby but it all depends on the person but either than that its normal well to me

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wheretonow 0

Ahahaha. To 512, I'm nearly as young as you and even I realize how ignorant and naive our agegroup is. Your relatives might call you mature for your age and you might be smart, but these things really don't do much to counteract hormones and the teenage version of common sense. As far as innocence goes, I'm pretty sure everybody is caught up on the fact that sex ed is a review for 13 year olds. And finally, yes, times have changed, but only in the sense that girls are no longer expected to give birth nine months after they reach puberty. Hah. This was fun. Great FML, by the way.

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juicyjay00 0

i'm 17, and yeah, i had sex kinda young.. i was 14. but i don't think the daughter having sex is the wrong part to the fml. i mean yeah, she's quite young... and should still be pure. but i think the awful part is the lack of respect. i would never DREAM of saying that to my mom at that age, or even now. like "oh beat ya!" wtf. who says that? someone saying "beat ya" is definitely not mature enough for sex anyways. fyl.

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KennEH 0

If that was my kid, she would never leave the house for a year.

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Booze_fml 0

It's not the worst thing ever to happen. I was 13 my first time as was the girl I was with. I agree that I was too young, but we were far from being first in our 8th grade.

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epicfail13337 4

Teach her about safe sex or else. You'll have another mouth to feed and another ass to wipe. She sounds like a dumbass. I wouldn't say parenting fail, because a lot of good parents with a lot of morals do get kids getting pregnant and shit. But don't be strict on her, it's even worse.

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