Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex....

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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Lyndsey15 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 17:49

hahaha. let's see what she's saying to daddy when she has STDs or is pregnant. but then again, shes probably not smart enough to know if she was.

Lyndsey15 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 18:00

wow, good to know there are some smart 13 year olds here.

JakeTheGr8 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 7:02

That's great parenting.

JessAmmyy_ 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 10:39

my friendd did it at 12 with her boyfriendd and then he dumped her publicley becus' she wouldnt do anal with him, now i dontt like either of themm op 22 DUDEEE. thats kindaa latee

soapbar 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:22

parenting fail.

Pisslips 0

Friday 3 September 2010 20:16

Don't let your kids listen to Britney Spears, Rihanna and all that other **** music crap

ktt777 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:37

I'm sorry that I'm a **** and gave into peer pressure.

LaydiexSkull 3

Friday 10 September 2010 23:32

@643 umm, I'm pretty sure almost all of us know what being 13 is like because most of us have already been there. Dumbass.

meanmachine511 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:39

wow that's scary.

ajfraser 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 8:59

FAIL

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