Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex.... - FML

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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Sadochan 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:47

Give me her number and shit. I'm still in mah teens. :D

luvinu4evr 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 10:10

u ****** sick ass!!! go to hell!!!

skateandsmoke420 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:44

sluttttttttttttttttt

profnutty 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:38

THATS SCARYY!! what kinda world is this where having sex b4 ur a teen is cool?? I'm 13 and proudly waiting till about 17 so I don't screw over my life

siddyslackah 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 7:43

haha proudly till 17.. so you stay pure for a while then you hit 17 ur gunna become a ****?

esillusions 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:02

what's her number I wanna be her second.

kizzck 6

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:34

The F*CK

pinkclouds 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 7:34

that's nasty. good luck with her

ExToRtiOn 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:01

sluuut?

duckiesrevenges 0

Friday 3 December 2010 12:46

what a bitch , why the hell would you brag to your parents... youve raised one rertarded ****.

taiiler 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:17

gosh! i can't believe this! I'm sorry for you! You need to talk to your daughter! and keep a very VERY! close eye on her!!! lol NO BOY - GIRL parties for her anymore! lol

aligirl659 0

Monday 13 December 2010 13:29

www 13

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