Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex.... - FML

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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iSolDyourSouL 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:28

LOL FAIL. F-A-I-L

musicrox1818 0

Monday 10 January 2011 9:55

maybe she doesn't know what sex means

insert_nam_here 6

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:04

wow one time doesnt mean she's a ****

sluttygirl 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:30

I was 13..

DaniPickles 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:03

Your daughter is a *****...seriously!! Even if she didn't wait you need to tell her to wait to do adult things when she's an adult, what's next drinking? I know it's a temptation but remember it's worth waiting for the one you LOVE Not some pity middle school fling.

cgrimm18 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 19:37

u raised a ho

Moonbeam14 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:44

I'm 13 but ive never thought about having sex right now. I have too many plans for my life to be screwing them up by getting pregnant or getting an STD. it is so retarded that kids are having sex right now. none of my friends have. I think people should wait until they can at least DRIVE or something!

anonymous825 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:54

Where were you when she did it?

funnyguy999 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:23

can I be her second time?????????

luvinu4evr 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 10:12

u ****** sicko!!! go to hell!!!

19fml18 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:49

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