Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex.... - FML

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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jordanandkensie2 0

Friday 24 September 2010 6:43

damn little girl get some

zachhasse 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:25

i have it already i 14

playhockey 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 2:20

my favorite part is how all these 14 year olds are saying their in love deeply. YOUR 14!!! you don't know what love is.

Stepherrss 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:08

The worst is they will say their in love and then break up a week later get a new bf in less then 3 hours and say they love him like wtf? didn't you just break up with the love of your life 3 hours ago? get a life. They don't know what love is and they obviously aren't mature enough to be in relationships if they are throwing that word around uselessly.

mad_hatter0666 22

Friday 15 October 2010 6:42

it's one thing to have an open relationship with your kids but if they feel bold enough to try to compete with you regarding losing their virginity, there is something wrong there. you might want to look into that.

rollsy96 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 13:04

well I bet if your daughter was a son it wouldn't be as bad haha cause I'm only 14 ha :)

aligirl659 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:39

wow i cant imagine that im 13!!!!!!!!!

bestdayever023 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:42

*****. no offense.

fmlpro0987 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:11

you should have talked to her about waiting until she was older and what kind of diseases you can getfrom sex. This is totally your fault for not taking responsibility in teach her!

mone771420 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:55

WTF dnt say she's a bad parent it's not her fault her daughter could of done it at school so it's not like she can say dnt go to school bad things happen there and males were born con artists they tell you wat you wana hear..... you'll fall for it.

gabsta 3

Monday 1 November 2010 13:16

OMG THATS HORIBBLE THINKNG THAT UR DAUGHTER IS NOT A VIRIN and by choice :O send her to a girls boarding school with a chasady belt ):O

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