By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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atacker49 0

hey ppl chill i had sex last year when i was 13

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scenequeen101 0

that's soo sluty tho! at least like wait till u find the one who u will always luv DUH!

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scenequeen101 0

damn wat a *****!!!! ur daughters a ******* ****!!

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keshaforever1 14

Have a talk about how she can get pregnant and show her ALL the diseases you can get from sex.Know where she is when she's out,get to know her friends.Don't let her ruin her life because of that...

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nite66 21

****** up FML but funny picture to go with it lol

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Ayneth 14

Yeah, that's a fail on her part. Just wait, unless she's messed in the head, this will be one of those things she comes to regret. When that happens she'll have no one to blame but herself.

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LolMoqz 10

Judging by the first picture, she's already pregnant.

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Unknown_skwigs 0

Did you name her candy? That way she is just getting an early start on her stripper knowledge

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