By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

561 37

Comments

lifeless_prick 0

seriously man that is one crazy bi*** you raised. better give her a serious reality check about sex and relationships before she really gets into some serious sh**

2 0
AeroChic777 4

what is wrong with all of you?? you don't have sex at 13! i don't care what anyone else says, 13 year olds aren't mature enough. I'm 15 and I'm going to wait at least until I'm 17 before I do anything like that.

3 0
luvinu4evr 0

holy shit! I'm 14 and my boyfriend wanted me to give him a BJ and I said no and hell naw too sex... ur daughter is a **** sorry to say

2 2
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

this sums up what is wrong with the world. population control is needed... what a ****

0 0
chasespect 0

i wish the thirdteen year olds out here were like that

0 0
RonnieMacabre 0

whats her tanner stage? she viable for birth control? maybe slip it to her with the morbibg ritalin

0 0
dennislogston 0

well.... i think your just mad she beat you. :P

0 1