Cute and Kids: Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone...

By anon - 09/07/2011 04:48 - Australia

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her it meant that they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She's 16. FML

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By A girl - 27/06/2011 07:55 - Netherlands

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

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Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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Saturday 9 July 2011 12:06

Parent-"That poor tree has been in tree heaven for a while dear."

chrstygrl06 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:09

LEAVE THE TREE ALONE!!

Comments

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:38

She goes to school, right? I'm 13 and I can tell the difference between a telephone pole and a tree. But, she seems to like trees, so I can't argue there.