Kids: Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father...

By grrr1234 - 01/07/2012 16:00

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

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By Derps - 04/05/2011 09:11 - Denmark

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By devigsgirl - 26/08/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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stepdracmos 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:03

Is there anything to value more in life than this?

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:04

And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3

Comments

freshaf_fml 3

Monday 2 July 2012 7:23

Say hello to our future generation(:

acetheone 8

Monday 2 July 2012 7:29

that's a valid reason OP, no one likes a slow connection. FYL for having slow internet.

andr3warbini 7

Monday 2 July 2012 7:37

Shes got a point... Lol

rightspark 7

Monday 2 July 2012 8:45

Sounds like she doesn't care about any of you, just the high speed. Tell her if she wants faster Internet find a job and pay for it yourself. I started working when I was 11

Misskreher 30

Monday 2 July 2012 15:05

You can't legally get a job when you're 11.

skullofdarkness 18

Monday 2 July 2012 10:33

Let the kid be with her father then. Who cares so long as she's happy. Don't be self centered op

jod1980 0

Monday 2 July 2012 10:57

Upgrade your Internet

TheOneSM 6

Monday 2 July 2012 12:23

That's normal.. If a grown up man/woman would "throw" his/her parent in an eldary house when they are old and weak, whereas he/she wouldn't do that to his/her pet... Therefore, it's not surprising to be materialistic when choosing to live between mum and dad!