Kids: Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father...

By grrr1234 - 01/07/2012 16:00

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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stepdracmos 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:03

Is there anything to value more in life than this?

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:04

And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3

Comments

Iamme30069 5

Monday 2 July 2012 2:02

Are you my mom cause my sis just said that

thatKidzmOm 10

Monday 2 July 2012 2:07

Tell her to get ready to go to her dads...but that she isn't allowed to bring ANYTHING with her that you bought for her. Nothing. No clothes, computer, phone...nooooothing!!! She's ungrateful and maybe this'll open her eyes a bit. Make her believe you're serious. Scare her a bit

allishall2694 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 15:30

She probably has all those things at her dads's house anyway.

SanaSazi 32

Monday 2 July 2012 2:35

Seems logical to me!

sadiesue17 0

Monday 2 July 2012 3:13

Time to break out the big guns. Wifi and a wii.

stonedfishies 10

Monday 2 July 2012 3:56

Hahahah. Internet is life these days.

mcollins27 3

Monday 2 July 2012 4:12

Legit reason

Fmlsea 28

Monday 2 July 2012 4:46

see kids are spoiled these days , id love to see a black out half the people would be walking around going crazy cause they got no internet .

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 2 July 2012 5:23

WiFi is wireless Internet. And the daughter wants a faster Internet connection. What was your point again, 4?

annihil8or 15

Monday 2 July 2012 5:38

Do you mean because "he" has a faster internet connection?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 2 July 2012 5:49

There are worse reasons she could have wanted to stay with her dad. She could have yelled she hated you or something, which a lot of kids do these days...