Kids: Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father... - FML

By grrr1234 - 01/07/2012 16:00

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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By Derps - 04/05/2011 09:11 - Denmark

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By devigsgirl - 26/08/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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stepdracmos 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:03

Is there anything to value more in life than this?

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:04

And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3

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Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:07

GURL DONT B HATE ON INTERNET

whogivesafuck88 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:33

Seems legit

Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:49

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Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:52

#HATERZ

KYLEW72 3

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:51

It could be worse

supahcoolperson 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:55

seems legit

Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:01

DESE HATERZ B HAYTING! #HATERZGONNAHATE #IMDONE

SovietBarney 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:55

Just give her that in your will. Since you'll probably live quite a while longer, it will be shitty, and outdated.

Sofia94_fml 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:41

Kids these generation..... Sadly I'm one of them

perdix 29

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:58

Tell her you'll get the Justin Bieber and One Direction Channels. For that, she'll accuse your ex of touching her naughty parts, and that'll be the end of that.

woainishamu 21

Monday 2 July 2012 0:24

The **** keeps buffering!

jeffnine 4

Monday 2 July 2012 0:26

Time for you to get a faster Internet connection

bmkc4 1

Monday 2 July 2012 0:33

She sounds like a brat

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