By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 18:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...

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california283 6

a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..

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caelduau 1

that is an aweeesoooomeeee revenge!!!!

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TheB0a 5

If I had a daughter and she pulled that shit with me, to the curve.

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Rainbow_Crash 11

She's grown enough to have sex, much less, in your home, she's grown enough to find her own ******* place. She wants to be an adult, treat her like one, and kick her ass out.

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loooooooooool_fml 1

Hasn't this already been repeated enough? The kid isn't ready for an independent life, because her parents didn't raise her like that, and kicking her out when she's not even ready for a lifestyle like that will probably only make her life worse (as in she might get into drugs, prostitution if she's strapped for cash etc).

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gquidera 0

you should show her how many doors you have in your house so she doesnt get hit in the ass on the way out. LMAO

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CeeCee_fml 16

Well, you obviously wasn't overprotective enough for her to have sexual relations with multiple boyfriends in your house. And, since she's 18, its also a great day to show her the For Rent section of the newspaper

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No_Love_Found 0

she didnt think about what she did because if you were overprotective she would have even had the chances of having sex

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fuckin_perfect 3

hahahahahaha made my day!

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Aaron_Luvz_U 9

would have been the day my daughter posted "Today my dad beat the crap out of me in front of everyone at my 18th birthday party because I told him everywhere I've had sex and I called him overprotective,FML"

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Sniper3000 0

what if ur daughter just said that to worry u 4 nothing?

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peachy36 3

My thought exactly! I'm glad u said that. I don't think anyone else has thought of this. Just coming up with a lot of judgements.

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cashaiesha 0

thats disrespectful and I would never trust my daughter ever again. i also dont know if I will really want her in my house again. i have to wash everything with bleach. eeewwww ur child is wrong

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