By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 18:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...

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california283 6

a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..

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Oniat 2

So your little girl is grown up enough to tell her of all her sexual experiences in the house? Time for her to get her own place since she's so ungrateful and apparently feels she doesn't need your protection. Looks like she needs some tough love. Mature teenagers would not act in this manner, so FYL OP, hopefully she straightens up and shows you some respect.

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mylastserenade90 2

send her bf to jail for stat rape if he is older and teach them both a lesson

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horneyhic 15

he would have to be atleast 3 years older and what would that solve? So 1 guy is in jail only 3 billion others she can ****

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iexcell 0

u should tell her to get the f**k out, lol

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panvicka 16

and since today your kitchen floor will always look different for you...

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OfficeNinja 5

yea.... sorry about the (several) incidents on your kitchen table...

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Mrrevorp 0

Lmaooo let her know how often you **** in HER room! ensure that she walks in on you next time too hahaha

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xora 3

That's what you get for bein' overprotective.

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Bobdoleomega 0

no offense but your daughter's a *****

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