Intimacy: Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

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Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:59

in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...

california283 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 2:04

a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..

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i_Tanya 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:46

That's hilarious and I approve 100%. My parent's didn't let me have sex in high school so I went to college and lost it after a month and I've been with that guy for 7 months now. Helicopter parents only hurt their children, there has to be a happy medium.

textwork 4

Friday 17 June 2011 17:45

you should have sex with your husband in her bed next time she leaves the house

daeemann 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:33

Ha ha. It's great being a guy. When I was a teenager, I could wear whatever I wanted. No one was going to judge me based on my clothes. No one was going to call me a ****, ha ha ha. When I a guy turns 16, he's encouraged to have girlfriends, to respect them, but it's ok to be intimate with them. Ahh...double standards...don't you just love them.

austen130 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:09

GENIUS !! I'm going to do that:D

Supervisor 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 22:01

So... Around 13400 people are teenagers/angry children, eh. You can never be too protective, unless you were to lock your child in a basement and refuse him/her to go outside... Then MAYBE you would be too overprotective. She's 18, though, right? So, tell her that if she wants to act like an adult that she can do it outside of your house. Anyways, sucks man. Even though I'm 18 I would not be that cruel, let alone reveal that information to my parents.