By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
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no1askdu 5

thats how i say i love you

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SlightlyGPirate 0

i didn't know men could breastfeed now! must be some genetic thing.

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aebleskiver 0

Aw, suck it. You decided to have a baby and babies throw up.

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proudpessimist 0

oh suck it uP! i've had that done to me plenty of times by my little cousins and im only 13!

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plexico 3

Do you mean he should literally "suck it up?" I'm a dad -- I would advise against that.

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shamille 5

why do we celebrate months old? is your daughter very ill? i mean it's not the middle ages...

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boredperson 0

he was really trying to eat her, but just didn't write it that way

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Narzhul 0

As if you've never had your wife's breastmilk.

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plexico 3

I've had your wife's breast milk. Seemed like a fair exchange for my love yogurt.

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lmfao25 0

Yes, and the OP's wife wanted to repay him for the delicious baby gravy he had given her about 10 months previous. She looooved that baby gravy, and was hoping that her husband would love her little gift of breastmilk as well :).

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Jimboom 11

This is something I have heard time and time again. When will people learn to eat or at least kill their young before they can do disgusting shit like this.

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aback 4

She puked because Daddy was going to give her an open-mouthed kiss. Even a 1-month-old knows that's some gross shit.

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GlumpyWonderCat 0

At least it was warm, I imagine cold breast milk wouldn't be as good.

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Shintaka 0

Well you can always puke back on your daughter and ask her how she likes it.

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