By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
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no1askdu 5

thats how i say i love you

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SlightlyGPirate 0

i didn't know men could breastfeed now! must be some genetic thing.

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flyingpoo 0

How the hell is this an FML? It ain't even YDI! What the crap poop?

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tayliarae 0

I think that the comments made on here about this particular FML are going to make me stop reading them completely. What a bunch of juvenile remarks. damn. As for the post - it's just a part of parenthood. :)

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flyingpoo 0

Exactly, this is one of those moments that a family will later on share with great laughter. FML? OP Please delete yourself.

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gigi37 0

I completely agree with you #28. I rarely start to read the comments now unless I myself feel the need to comment because they're all the same. Someone is first, then someone else complains about it. Then other people post to the first post to be near the top. Someone adds troll YDI statements like "YDI it for being nice." And then there are the commentators that have half-of-the-page conversations on song lyrics or how stupid another commenter is. Oy vey. Sorry for the rant =) Anyways, OP, it's not like the baby really knows it's her month old birthday. Also, she's a baby, that's what they do. But it's all worth it

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DresdenB17 0

how does it feel to vreastfeed yourself? nutritious?

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gargoyle666 5

This really isn't an FML. Kiss your daughter every day, dude, and don't worry about second-hand milk now and then :)

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sublime93 0

Why was your mouth wide open when you gave her a kiss? That's awkward-looking

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Have you people never baby talked to anyone?? The barf hit him AFTER the kiss, or it wouldn't have gone in his mouth. Either that, or he was screaming in horror as it flew for his face. Might be. XD

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col535 0

yeah, no one barfs out of their cheek.

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yanagi_fml 0

if your kid really had projectile vomit you should bring her to a doctor coz it means she has pyloric stenosis...

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Uepari 0

24:Afterward, he needs to shout WHAT NOW, BITCH? OP: 9 out of 10 one-month olds disapprove of being French kissed.

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AshleyRose784 0

welcome to motherhood! there will be many more of those incidents in the months and years so come so get ready

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sugarcakebomb 0

Not an FML she's a baby, puking, eating, pooping, sleeping is their life... get used to it.

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