By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Crickmasta 0

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

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BuchiNeko 14

I'm trying to figure out how this is possible, but from some of the... ahem.... smaller than small.... men I have seen on omegle, it makes some sort of sense. Sorry OP. lol

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liamk_26 16

Considering that most shower doors are opaque and the fact that little kids don't really know what they see, I'd say you package is a normal size

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LittleFuzz 9

WTF that is sad that you penis is the same size as a 7 year old????

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iNicoLTD 23

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with "It's Shrinkage". Don't worry about the size, you found a woman who married you and that is all that counts. Good luck OP.

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Brindilles 14

I don't know why people are getting so weird about the whole penis thing with the kid. Boys get naked for pretty much any reason at that age ¯_(ツ)_/¯ his trunks probably slipped off while they were swimming at some point or something and she caught a glimpse

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lizzypacker 14

FYL, but to be fair I babysit a lot of kids that need baths and some kids are pretty big for their age

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