By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Crickmasta 0

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

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somebody101 0

u havve the smallest penis ever

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myles397 0

*cough future hoe cough* jk

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tia73 0

perhaps he's well endowed. and assuming you were bonerless, it can't have been much of a bad thing. that or you've just got a small dick. (my fiancé is a magnum, and were 17) thought I'd help lower your self esteem a little more. :D

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Rosii3 0

I agree with 5 hey maybe she walked in on him having a shower to?

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cyqt 0

boys can get an erection while there still in their mothers stomach and also at any age. your stupid to think they can't. it's a countermeasure to stop them from pissing the bed.

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metallicalizer 0

haha i remember those days, well when i was 7 mu mom hadnt given me the sex talk or how to diffreinciate between a male or female. so we poked each other and was like "whats this" "why does yours stick out?" lololol i am now 13 and it creeps me out to think about that ewwwww

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bbykks 0

uhmm i hope your not hard in the shower. so obviously yours is the same size as his when its soft duhhh

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