Intimacy: Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said,...

By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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Crickmasta 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:11

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

EmbalmingTheatre 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:09

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

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xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:44

who gives, i saw a kids penis when i was that age. we didn't know any better.

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:29

EXTENZE! Sorry but apparently you need it.

Aw_Geez 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

Don't worry, I have a friend who's kid was born with a freakin' **** star penis. He's 7 too, and no joke, he has to go through extreme measures to keep it out of the way. lol

Thrashersk 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:31

At least Dylan isn't the next door neighbor.

ah_poo 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:37

and y was ur 7 year old daughter looking at dylan's penis? much less any penis?

ebbasaur 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:54

HAHAHAHA. This is golden.

anonymousssss_fml 3

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:12

well this is interesting... sorry but FYL for getting a million comments on how to take care of your daughter. my advice would be not worry too much about any of this. good luck =]