By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
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endziet 0

i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for ******* your kid up in the first place. >.>

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PixilatedxMe 0

I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

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interesting33 36

Make her PAY??? It is not her fault!!! Is she okay??

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hazerdagreek 18

And in today's forecast, humid with a chance of chunks.

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Nederlander95 14

Daughter's age is key here

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tuckit 28

Why didn't you get her a bucket before cleaning the floor?

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TigranPet 24

I hope you are able to clean it out before anyone notices. fyl.

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