By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
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endziet 0

i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for ******* your kid up in the first place. >.>

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PixilatedxMe 0

I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

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DRY0YRD 0

You'd think after the first time she threw up on your head you'd, y'know, move. Plus, wouldn't she know where she was vomiting and not vomit on you? Either this story is fake, or you and you're daughter are very, incredibly slow.

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ladyvader401 5

So...wait a second. While I'll admit that the OP's story seems a little farfetched, do you realize that you just questioned the intelligence of two other people while using the wrong form of "your"? Ya gotta love the internet.

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Teecuppit3a 0

AND being redundant. Using Very, and incredibly in succession is not only unnecessary but also incredibly unprofessional.

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shirvon100 0

i guess the tank wasnt empty

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LesYeuxDeDario 0

You do realize that she was planning that all along ? And it was wonderful, first to vomit on the floor so you had to clean up and than just vomit on you the rest of the disgusting stuff she eats ... that's hell'a of a plan !

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Crunchy08 0

reading this made my head itch

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n0thingp3rsonal 0

ermz...after the first time, why not take her to the toilet?

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Misanthropist 0

You deserved it the moment you shit out a kid.

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po_ta_to 0

I'm guessing you aren't very good with kids.

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mommmma 0

most of you people who comment should be BANNED from FML. for the people saying "your kid doesnt know where the bathroom is...?" how do you know its not a 2-year-old or something? for the people saying"your a parent, its your job, stop complaining, "....she was obviously dealing with it, but i think anyone would complain when someone pukes on your head.im assuming its not pleasant. and how does this make this OP stupid/dumb?????? you commenters are idiots, and should go comment on MLIA cause MLIA sucks...like you's

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dramakat11 0

lol! That sucks. The other day I threw up on my bf while giving him head but he deserved it because he was pushing my head down way too far and heard me gag several times already. Just thought I'd share that random gross story with you.

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plexico 3

I have to tell you, dramakat11, I hate your boyfriend! He's a shame to our gender! When you girls are nice enough to suck our dicks, we should be appreciative to let you do it comfortably. I know some girls like to go so deep that they gag. Bless your hearts! I think forcing you to gag is a shitty thing to do to a girlfriend. You might do that to an expensive *****, but not someone who you allegedly care about and who is blowing you because she loves you. I hope your vomiting makes your boyfriend grow up and treat you better. If not, there's always room in the "plexico, have my babies" club. ;)

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Kita5kat 0

you should've bit him. hard.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Risks of motherhood. When I was a baby, I had "reflux disease" which basically meant the top of my stomach wouldn't close, and I'd puke every hour/few hours, pretty consistently. I barfed on almost every person who dared to hold me. Ah, the things people do for babies. :]

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