By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML
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I can feel that pain that ******* hurt

Reminds me of the comedy routine by Jeff Foxworthy, though it was a beaver. "It didn't just bite the nipple. Bit. It. Off!" Ouch!