By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML
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jimmer23 21

My nipples hurt from all the way over here.

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leogachi 15

Despite the belief that all rodents are dirty (they're not), rodents are classified by their teeth and not their cleanliness. (I'm assuming you think rodents are dirty and gross based on your comment.)

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piercednipple 3

I don't like to keep him confined to just his cage, so I let him out to run around often and he usually ends up crawling all over me. It would be cruel not to let him out at all.

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Silk_Routes 14

and ur nipples poked out of fear n excitement

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guineagirl96 38

Awe poor little guy... I'm sure he's very sorry.

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thorpz24 4

am I the only one that thinks it's funny that her username is piercednipple?

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thorpz24 4

am I the only one that thinks it's funny how her user name is piercednipple

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BradyPatatey 8

You'll save money on a nipple piercing at least

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EarlFug 19

Refraining from Richard Gere jokes, this is not a "docile" gerbil. This is a wolverine.

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Joshuarat 8

That is why your username is peircednipple

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