By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 067
You deserved it 2 760

Same thing different taste

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leogachi 15

Despite the belief that all rodents are dirty (they're not), rodents are classified by their teeth and not their cleanliness. (I'm assuming you think rodents are dirty and gross based on your comment.)

I don't like to keep him confined to just his cage, so I let him out to run around often and he usually ends up crawling all over me. It would be cruel not to let him out at all.

and ur nipples poked out of fear n excitement

Awe poor little guy... I'm sure he's very sorry.

thorpz24 4

am I the only one that thinks it's funny that her username is piercednipple?

thorpz24 4

am I the only one that thinks it's funny how her user name is piercednipple

You'll save money on a nipple piercing at least

Refraining from Richard Gere jokes, this is not a "docile" gerbil. This is a wolverine.

Joshuarat 8

That is why your username is peircednipple