By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML
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jimmer23 21

My nipples hurt from all the way over here.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I tried to warn you with my profile pic.

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soulcrusher11 16

there's a gerbil who knows what he wants in life

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macen 10

maybe don't try to breast feed any time soon

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5FDPmetalhead 17

Embrace it. Go buy a nipple ring and thank your gerbil for the free procedure haha it would've hurt either way

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Mooglefox 23

Reminds me of the Jeff Foxworthy bit about how a beaver bit a man's nipple off

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inolongercare 19

Why was he in the car and not on in a travel cage?

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piercednipple 3

I was actually just hanging out indoors, but my window overlooks the street and the car went off right out front.

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zimme2579 10

Might as well get a ring for your peircing.

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piercednipple 3

He's usually very docile, that's why the bite was so jarring. All small animals lash out or defend themselves when they're frightened.

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