By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 067
You deserved it 2 760

Same thing different taste

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I tried to warn you with my profile pic.

soulcrusher11 16

there's a gerbil who knows what he wants in life

maybe don't try to breast feed any time soon

5FDPmetalhead 17

Embrace it. Go buy a nipple ring and thank your gerbil for the free procedure haha it would've hurt either way

Mooglefox 23

Reminds me of the Jeff Foxworthy bit about how a beaver bit a man's nipple off

Why was he in the car and not on in a travel cage?

I was actually just hanging out indoors, but my window overlooks the street and the car went off right out front.

Might as well get a ring for your peircing.

He's usually very docile, that's why the bite was so jarring. All small animals lash out or defend themselves when they're frightened.