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By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

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jimmer23 21

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:23

My nipples hurt from all the way over here.

sarah5745 41

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:20

Holy shit!

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WolfLady 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:23

Definitely an FML. I have gerbils and if they are scared they really clamp down and it hurts like hell. I've only been bitten on fingers or a wrist one time breaking up a fight. I can't imagine how much it would hurt to be bitten on the nipple. Ouch!

gabby9982 11

Thursday 2 July 2015 4:45

my nipple started hurting after I read this

Emmamazing 26

Thursday 2 July 2015 5:00

You stole my joke

FlutterLoud 29

Thursday 2 July 2015 5:02

I've raised many gerbils, they can be real jerks sometimes I had one bite my nose and all I did was pick it up ;-; and it wouldn't let go

FunnyStranger 7

Thursday 2 July 2015 5:07

NUUUUUUU

calebmeasner123 6

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:47

Why was the gerbil in your shirt tho?

tlnorman 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:09

Ouch

CheshaKat 5

Friday 3 July 2015 8:25

This hurts and I used to have a gerbil too

turtlemeister__ 10

Saturday 4 July 2015 1:15

I can feel the pain just from reading that! Hopefully everything will be ok!

existinggirl88 7

Saturday 4 July 2015 4:53

well hey now you have a new piercing!

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