By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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jarockstar27 10

God does answer prayers, just sometimes not the way YOU want them answered;p

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kitsune3 20

A lot of comments on this post are getting hidden for no good reason.

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zango1 15

I'm confused. This is basically what 2 said but 200 thumbs up instead of 50 thumbs down.

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bubo_fml 10

Does your side get all tingly & stimulated when you go for a run? Just curious...

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maybso 0

2 questions! question one does it have a nipple? question 2 what would the braw size be for 3 boobs?

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XxQuartersxX 14

That sounds awkward and weird .. Gonna sound ignorant here, but will it like, grow into an actual boob? Lol If not, just tell anyone who notices that its some kind of birth mark, maybe? Or if its the right size, some kind of bug bite? :)

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