By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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MrsAlexander83 10

I've actually never heard of that. Could it possibly just be a cyst?! I would get a second opinion...

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elikaas 10

I agree I'd get a second opinion too I've never heard of it ever.

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momo1972 3

Damn your picky. You really should be specific in your requests

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japtap81 16

If its that huge of a problem just get it removed. Stop bitching! Atleast it's tiny that u can just say its a skin tag. Nobody is perfect unless ur made of plastic or most parts are plastic

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924halle 8

Well 90 surgery wouldn't you be kinda weirded out if you had an extra boob? An surgery isn't cheap, and I'm not sure but it might count as cosmetic surgery, so insurance wouldnt pay for it. Besides, all FMLs are people bitching, that's the funny part :P if they were serious they wouldn't be funny

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FireFlie07 20

Big breasts are not something to wish for. Trust someone who's gone through breast reduction.

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

Maybe you'll get that job at Hooters you've always wanted now! You go girl!

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TheNewGuy03 28

It could be worse, I suppose. Your doctor could have resorted to calling you "Tri-*******."

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Leashaness 5

I'm the OP, and the 3rd boob is no more! It was injected with numbing liquid then burned off & cauterized. All better :) And I'm still saving up for my boob job.

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TheNewGuy03 28

That's awesome. Maybe you can keep it in a jar as a memento? :P

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astralvagan 20

111, that might be one of the most disturbing things I've read on here in a while.....

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japtap81 16

Didn't cost that much did it?? As long as it wasn't a working boob it was easily removable. If it was that easy I'm sure the doctor was joking about it being a boob. My doctor did that when I had two irritated skin tags under both my arms, he took both of them off after I couldn't do it properly with a blade.

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