By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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astralvagan 20

19, have you ever seen Total Recall??? If you can successfully have three equally sized ****, why not?

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Naterrz 0

Plenty of dude like to like armpits. this way, they can lick pits and ****.

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bizarre_ftw 21

"One nipple! Ah ah ah ah! Two nipple! Ah ah ah ah! Three nipp— oh hell no!" - the count from family guy

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SoultheWolf 19

I don't know what you're freaking out about when it's barely big enough to be visible. You can just claim it as a mole.

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