By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 353
You deserved it 2 757

Same thing different taste

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Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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Extra body parts are great! You should be happy. I'm proud of my extra spleen.

The_F3rris 11

People cant see your extra spleen.

xXRaider68Xx 2

51 shuld tell it again if it's that cool a story.

olpally 32

Sounds like the beginning of a doctor/patient kinky fetish porno... Yikes.. Can that be removed? *goes to google*

jose562 5

Is it huge? Now people can motorboat your underarm

The_F3rris 11

Don't be so serious and just enjoy the mental image of someone motor-boating an armpit.

I always thought the pea-sized bump on my arm is my bicep. Now I'm not so sure.