Animals: Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on...

By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By margretlle - 26/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Fly my pretty, FLY! - 25/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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STOP! BAD DOG!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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Roommate From Hell

By bigbuldge - 17/09/2019 00:01

Today, my roommate whipped my face with a frozen chicken cutlet. My cheek is now the size of the chicken cutlet, and now he won't drive me to the hospital because it's "too funny to look at." FML

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zingline89 18

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:10

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

Luqdude 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:07

Finger Lickin' Good...

Comments

gracejcw 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:22

Can you

SecretMe00 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 19:01

Fly?

Clamcreepy 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:29

you got to shake a tail feather A lil better to get away from your dog

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:33

Now you know how your dog would respond to a stranger in your house without you. Good doggie.

lifeisabitchthen 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:04

Wtf ? No sense.

juicypu55y 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:05

Yet you still managed to post this FML. So you are ok

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:09

With intense pain, and still waiting. Hospital wait times are dreadful....

brownscinbeauty 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:08

Lmmaaaaooooo ????????

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:12

Dogs can smell. Your dog knew it was you in the costume. Your dog decided to end your shame and misery by putting you down.

Elizabeth198 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:18

Atleast your unique. :)

bebefer 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:21

How did this even get moderated? I mean, I feel bad for you OP, but this is very poorly writter. 'Dog of' and 'chicken fancy dress'? That should be 'fancy chicken dress'.