By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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zingline89 18

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

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pippa08 0

hahaha! Im sure you made the nurses day :p certainly made mine!

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Levvy 22

What additional context does the phrase "fancy dress" provide to "costume"? Genuine question.

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alival 12

I think this is the first time I've her "chicken costume" and "fancy dress" in the same sentence

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JD18 0

When does he ever say "fancy dress?"

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JD18 0

When does it ever say "fancy dress"?

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lionandthelamb61 9

JD18, it did say that, but the FML was edited, I'm guessing to absolve any confusion.

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causticgirl 6

And you said "what the cluck? You stupid dog, it's me!"

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monkeywrench1 10

You can't chicken out; you always have to show your dog who's in charge. :) Sorry OP! :(

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iloveweed69 7

LOLOL that's a funny thought to think about

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crazyblackchick 0

Be on the lookout for Peter Griffin. I think he has beef with you, chicken.

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