By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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zingline89 18

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

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Sumo69 9

No one should have a violent dog in their house. should be glad it's you and not a stranger you be sitting in jail.

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manatees_r_epic 0

Yeah, because only violent dogs bite.

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Sumo69 9

Yes very good you're smart you're doing good

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sumo69, do you think only violent dogs bite? You're wrong, dogs bite in self defense, usually when frighten. Of course there are some violent ones out there....

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Sumo69 9

I apologize and thank you very much for setting me straight sorry

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Furrywhiplash 14

I would be glad if my dog attacked a stranger in my house. Seems like the purpose of a guard dog.

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alycion 38

My dog isn't violent yet likes to bite me in play. He's still too young to realize it hurts. I'm working with him so he stops. But he only does it to me.

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dani05 0

Your dog just knows what the good food is! He probably saw you and thought he was in heaven.

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uprising_fml 0

you dressed as a chicken at a fancy party ? you deserve it.

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WearingHats 14

When I lived in England, a fancy dress party was synonymous with a costume party. Maybe that's what OP meant?

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DocBastard 38

Don't worry, we've seen it all before. Someone even stupider than you has come to the hospital dressed even worse than you. Who knows, maybe you'll end up some doctor's "stupid patient stories" blog...if only one existed...

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zombicidal 11

if only but I guess such a thing will never happen. shoot

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cosmosis 12

Hey Doc, last time i went to the hospital, there was a guy in emergency who had a chicken caught over his .... Anyway have you got any interesting stories to share?

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DocBastard 38

Japtch - Before you correct someone's grammar, make she he's wrong first. Go look up "stupider", and then I expect you to come back and apologise.

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Clamcreepy 7

Well now you know you can't dress as a chicken around your dog or he'll eat your thighs.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Must have been a really good costume if your dog thought you were a chicken.

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lionandthelamb61 9

Chicken fancy dress costume: the other other white meat.

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