By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

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Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
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LevelupKid 8

You do realize that you had no sex life if all you had was a ***** right?

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dickgamestrong 9

look at the bright side, that's two things you turned on!

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Ddudug 7

Maybe your dog doesn't enjoy it as much as you thought think he does.

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Bryce Birge 5

ances are that if you have a $120 ***** you didn't have a sex life in the first place

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Jeremy Phillips 18

If you were that reliant on a ***** you didn’t have a sex life to begin with.

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J15237 25

First off I hope that ***** gave you mind blowing orgasms. But seriously why good bye sex life? Its a lot of money,but really? A bit much if you as me.

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