By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

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Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
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hoosiergirl94 31

Lol what sex life?

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mliajkfml 15

I know a great cheap sex toy. You've got the dog, now all you need is the peanut butter.

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mommiof2 6

For $120 that thing better make you breakfast in bed and dispense gold coins

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Bunnyluver 20

Me because now I'm "frustrated": (-_-) < [ ]> /

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captain_Shotgun 6

I think you deserved it

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__doge__ 15

YDI for leaving it somewhere your dog could find it, if it's so expensive and you don't want it to be ruined.

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Lazureneku777 13

if it helps, at least your dog has a bone

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chosha_fml 26

Do you not have hands? That's just as much sex life as you'll get from just you and a *****.

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sweetpotato301 7

Lol no, ****** are much bigger and have multiple settings

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Nacelle 7

since when do hands get all of those hard-to-reach places?

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Bunnyluver 20

Not everyone can get off with their hands.

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