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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
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GracesDelirium 9

That was barbaric of him. I'm so sorry OP, that must have been an awful thing for you to see. FYL.

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charvisioku 22

And this, children, is what we call a redneck funeral.

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Pleonasm 35

Stupid computer lag making me double post. Feel free to cremate this comment

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ManInTheMachine 19

He di'nt want no good meat to go to waste . Murrica's in a re-session, y'know. Ain't nothin' like an' ol' fashioned cree-mation with some BBQ sawse o'er a home made farr.

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danivolley64 10

This comment made my day :) Thank you sir.

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CrazyManNo9 29

I don't think there is a need for peeling. This whole thread made my skin crawl up off me and run away. Seriously, dude. Really? Really Really? Just stop. NOW!

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tsent8 15

Pengaween put that there squirreel on the Farr and get me somemore beer.

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

There's gonna be a lot of hotdog jokes coming up I'm guessing. But seriously that's ****** up.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Personally, i was expecting some Asian jokes.

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elletex 8

No, it's not how we do it.

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vincelu09 11

Sorry to hear, at least your grandpa's heart was in the right place

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tacojauns 45

Apparently your grandfather doesn't know the difference between cooking and cremating

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Misswildsides 22

Maybe that's how people cremated "back in the day"...?

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perdix 29

You should hope you were walking in on an attempted cremation. If Gramps had made a mopping sauce and was icing down some beers, you might have uncovered a Texas Bar-B-Q secret you wish you had never known about.

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perdix 29

My Texas Bar-B-Q secret is that before I cook it, I pound my meat mercilessly. But, then again, I do that even when I'm not cooking at all . . . heeeeeey-yooooo!

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debbster7 18

At least he listened to you...?

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toalysium 15

It's a dog! Did you seriously expect him to take her to a funeral home and pay $1,000 or more for a cremation?

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Ameel_fml 19

Why not? Plenty of vets and even some funeral places cremate pets. It's not unusual at all. And it certainly doesn't cost $1000.

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Enslaved 36

Why not bury her like most normal people would? . . . Did "Pet Sematary" scare you too? My cat looks like Church! "The ground is sour!"

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charvisioku 22

No actually, it's a Stephen King book and it's spelled with an S because kids made the sign for it. Sorry, your spelling correction is invalid ;)

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perdix 29

#26, No, she means "Sematary." That is the way Stephen King spelled it on his novel. Enslaved is defiantly right this time.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Oh, okay. That's why I was asking, really. I've never seem the movie (or read the book), only heard of it. :)

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Enslaved 36

This is true. It's spelt with an "S"! Damn King ******* with my already difficult time spelling the English language!!!

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jablome 6

Enslaved, My cat looks quite a bit like Church, too. He's a Russian Blue. If my kids ever watched the movie, I think they might become a little wary of their cat.

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Enslaved 36

40, No Noor, perdix "definitely" meant "defiantly". I get those two spellings mixed up ALL the time. :P Eye'm n id-ee-it sumtimes!

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