By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
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Keevarou 17

At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier

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2_Fn_funny 6

that's pretty shitty...well not pretty...that's just shit.

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JMichael 25

I do not envy you OP.

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suckceed 17

Why the hell does the Western world keep animals in the bloody kitchen????

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andrealovvve 17

I would've put the dog outside

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OhhhMaryy 12

Instead of worrying about how hard it it's so clean up the mess take him to the vet!!!! Smh

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caden_bro 9

How do you know OP didn't? The dog's still sick after the Vet's check-up.

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worldclassrager 39

Ever think of having the dog outside? That should illuminate all problems...just watch your step...

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MissNicMcNic 4

Illuminate? Eliminate, right? Unless it's poop that glows. That would be awful, and yet also pretty cool.

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jillian2296 11

why wouldnt you put her outside?

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andean 6

They told me that having a dog is the shit, but somehow I don't think yours is doing it right. :)

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Angeuh_fml 21

That's a good dog she knew you'll need to clean the floor she just wanted to avoid you the mess ^^

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