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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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By No way, doggy - 25/01/2025 00:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Saturday 3 July 2010 12:18

You seem bright.

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:08

How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?

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SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:44

Stupid.

dmanurmancldbe 3

Monday 22 August 2011 8:14

u seem to be one of those special people.....

alinka_fml 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:30

yeah... your dog is mad at you. hmmm

courk94 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 7:22

To have the time to even note the particular mood of your dog; & to actually even care whether or not its angry at you .. Is quite pathetic .. LOL

andrewsgirl2010 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:08

next time read the label.

TylerDirty 15

Friday 13 April 2012 19:16

Hey dog treats look awesome its only the smell which deters you.

aj_alex 0

Monday 28 May 2012 9:20

Gross!!!

jenniferunicorn 5

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:11

arent dogs supposed to stay away from peanut butter ?

lanken84 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 1:22

God I hope you were not the one who bought said treats in the first place.

LadyGore 12

Wednesday 5 December 2012 7:01

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