Animals: Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the...

By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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Good boy

By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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Saturday 3 July 2010 12:18

You seem bright.

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:08

How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?

Comments

mavericksurfer 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:11

you are incredibly stupid

emjay09 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:49

wow you're a smart one aren't you? btw dogs don't get mad at people, especially for something as stupid as that.

nuke_o 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:17

Do you happen to have a dog? And if you do, can you read this dogs mind? If so, you must be a genius! A lot of dog owners and most pet owners know what their pets feel emotionally. Learn your facts before calling the OP stupid.

minstarr 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:32

Am i the only one thinking this is just a different way of saying the he FML's cos he ate a dog treat by accident? just seems that the angry dog thing just a creative way of saying this.

iamgod93 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:57

I'm not sure, but I thin she's saying that she ate ACTUAL PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES. They just so happened to be used as the dog's treats. I don't think she meant that she confused peanut butter cookies with dog biscuits you buy at Wal-Mart.

nuke_o 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:27

I have been trying to get these people to understand that, but obviously they are illiterate, or too stupid to comprehend and therefore form a logical sentence from real facts and not just opinions. I believe that you and I are the only smart people on this FML.

bandgeek_bri 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:32

this is a fail for and fml

kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:01

and the dog told you?? your an idiot

sports_chic 6

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:16

the dog can talk? coz how would u no they were 'apparently' his treats and he is mad at u?

nuke_o 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:22

You're stupid and you shouldn't be allowed to talk and or think. I will say this again, most pet owners know what their pets feel emotionally. pets aren't stupid, they have feelings. For example, when they are tired they yawn, that's a feeling. Or when they see you eating food, they whine. That is also a feeling if you didn't know. And as I have already explained along with someone else, not all dog treats LOOK AND TASTE like regular dog treats!! Especially if you make them yourself!!!! Please, for the sake of humanity, start using your brain.

immazombeastxD 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 7:07

haha "my dog is mad at me" what a guy... ydi for letting your dog control you

nuke_o 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:40

How in the world is the dog "controlling you"?

pradokidd 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:13

my brother did the same thing yesterday ! they look like real cookies lmfao !

nuke_o 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:46

Obiously all you people are extremely stupid, except for a few of you. Learn how to comprehend what you are reading, then think LOGICALLY!!! about the words that will come out of your mouth. Please, buy some intelligence. God knows you ALL (except those few) need it.