By thewhompingwillow - 01/09/2012 17:56 - United States - Springfield

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Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 873
You deserved it 11 953

Same thing different taste

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loserboii 11

So your seizures & masturbations look the relatively similiar I assume¿

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Stoopid_life 2

Why was your dog in the room at the time?

Iniezian 18

OP was probably doing it right and the dog heard his cries of orgasmic delight and saw him shaking, so....

I can't believe you people! Getting disgusted with op masturbating with the dog watching. I'm more offended he didn't use the dog to its full potential using peanut butter. It was a sick joke I know. I apologize to whom I may offend. Wait this is fml. Trololol 1 am messes with me. You know what I should I do to make myself sleep better while not getting busted with my pants down....TMI?

Probably the fast movement coupled with what the dog recognizes as a weird sound made him suspicious, so he got help. At least it does it's job.

monnanon 13

I thought they could smell a chemical change before the seizure started, its like the animals that detect cancer, apparently they can smell it too.

Some day, you will have a real girlfriend/boyfriend who can be on seizure-watch instead of your dog so that you don't have to have the dog in the room. Just be patient. :)

That must have been one screamer of an ****** :')

Well... At least we know he'll save you if you have a seizure.

I see this as a boy who cried wolf kinda thing. Now every time the dog goes for help, no one will come thinking you're just having another 'moment'....