By thewhompingwillow - 01/09/2012 17:56 - United States - Springfield
Same thing different taste
By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00
By Arden - 03/02/2019 20:00
By what-the-what - 29/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant
You wanker
By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States
Sixth sense
By fappy dog - 23/01/2014 21:06 - United States - Granite City
By trainE - 30/03/2009 02:08 - United States
By aXel - 13/10/2008 08:29
By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo
Toxic workplace
By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01
Freakout
By nofunforme - 25/06/2019 12:00 - United States - Candler
Top comments
Comments
I can't believe you people! Getting disgusted with op masturbating with the dog watching. I'm more offended he didn't use the dog to its full potential using peanut butter. It was a sick joke I know. I apologize to whom I may offend. Wait this is fml. Trololol 1 am messes with me. You know what I should I do to make myself sleep better while not getting busted with my pants down....TMI?
Probably the fast movement coupled with what the dog recognizes as a weird sound made him suspicious, so he got help. At least it does it's job.
Some day, you will have a real girlfriend/boyfriend who can be on seizure-watch instead of your dog so that you don't have to have the dog in the room. Just be patient. :)
That must have been one screamer of an ****** :')
thank the dog and close the door.
Well... At least we know he'll save you if you have a seizure.
I see this as a boy who cried wolf kinda thing. Now every time the dog goes for help, no one will come thinking you're just having another 'moment'....
Keywords
I think you may be doing it wrong.
So your seizures & masturbations look the relatively similiar I assume¿