lmfao..... maybe u looked like u having a seizure from jacking off.

Congrats on having a seizure dog, OP! Perhaps a call to the trainer for advice?

While everyone else is commenting on OP masterbating hard enough to alert his dog, I'm sitting here wondering why he was doing it somewhere that his door was open so the dog could get out to get his parents............

What did you name him? Jack?

At least your dog is innocent.

At least the dog responds well in what he/she perceives as an emergency scenario. That dog will save your life one day.

So what did your parents say/do?

Sometimes ****** can resemble a seizure especially if its done right.

Hold on now. What you are trying to say is it's NOT normal to look like your having a seizure while masturbating??? Well dang, way to completely flip my universe upside down.

I feel bad for the dog who had to witness it.