By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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spearodude 0

I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.

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Comments

cptmorgan6 8

How inconsiderate of them to die in there apartment! Dump your SO then sue. It solves everything.

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desireev 17

You just covered about 90% of the comments on FML! I commend you!

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cptmorgan6 8

Sorry nazis. *their

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sabb1228 0

Did it smell like chicken lol

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Burrito_Time 5

Nothing better than the smell of a sweet cup of joe and a dead guy in the morning!!

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silentblack 0

R.I.P. downstairs neighbor.

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WaywardDaughter 26

Then he didn't die today. Takes about three weeks for neighbors to smell it.

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Isoldael 27

Depends on the weather / how warm it was in that downstairs neighbour's apartment.

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SamCat 21

fyl? No! FHL he's the dead one. Geez, someone's self-center

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flockz 19

it can't be "**** His Life" if he has no life to ****.

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prettyeyez 2

You can't tell if they died today. Dead bodies don't smell until after 3 days or more

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Ins0mau 20

ALL FMLS have to start with the word "today". It puts it in there for ya, I believe.

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Rachel1987 4

Uh dead bodies begin to smell in just a few hours. It's even worse if it's warm. The muscles holding the stomach and bowels release and cell tissue immediately begins to break down...

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