By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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spearodude 0

I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.

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Calyx_fml 21

I know that smell. Three days of summer death stench on the floor beneath my apartment before I reported it. Why no one who lived on that floor reported it is beyond me. It smelled like 500 gallons of stale piss baking in the summer heat.

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rubberduckie94 13

Well I am sorry you had to smell such an awful smell but since you smelled it too and it took three days before you called someone I hardly think you can be mad at other people.

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Theniceppl 0

I'm more of a Hannah Montana kinda guy

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jokerdull 0

You are referring to a different fml! FAIL!

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perdix 29

Not really. Miley's career kinda has the smell of death all over it. It was a good run, Miley, just move on and do something else.

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caitybear32 0

I dont think anybody here knows wtf ur talking about dude...

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perdix 29

You should help yourself to some of his stuff before the cops and next of kin arrive. Kind of payback for the nuisance odor he dumped on you.

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Pelreskovich 11

Black market organ trading! Those things go for good money!

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narrowords 18

The organs would have no longer been viable, you idiots.

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Isoldael 27

If they're not viable, they're still free dinner.

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silentbutfunny 0

If you are what you eat, then im a cow, and your a human

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emilyjgraham 34

62 forgive me if I'm wrong but I think they were joking...

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perdix 29

#62. We're not idiots. The organs will be viable for a few months. Once they decompose and shrivel up, they'll become inviable to the naked eye.

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Let's hope you called the cops THEN posted this on here

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silentblack 0

I hope so too cuz that would not look good

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BeccaHugs 17

Someone just died. Stop complaining and show some respect bro.

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shortperson247 4

27- I was starting to lose hope that anyone would say that... Poor dude downstairs. :(

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tehzilla 12

Hey, at least you're not dead. I'd say that's less of an F your life.

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Wederoney 16

On the bright side, you're not the one who died.

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triggerit 5

Life is very short and there is no time for cursing and fighting my friends...

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Fatal_rei 3

sorry to hear that your neighbor's death caused your nose some irritation. He was only a human being whose life ended and all. Sucks for your temporary inconvenience. Jerk

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