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It does not take 3 days for a body to smell. My roommate had been dead for about 6 hrs. before i found him. He had already marbled and bloated. The stench was noticable from the barracks to the parking lot.
Wow that's horrible. That must've been some traumatizing shit finding him like that 0_o
You sure he wasn't just really badly constipated?
Yeah.. it really must be traumatizing. My best friend's mom found him hanging from the ceiling when he committed suicide. Wouldn't want to be in her shoes.
Ahahahha
I'd been around death before, but this was personal. Its been a year now.
I get that all FML's start with "today". But that deffo did not happen today he's been dead there for a while!!! Sorry FYL. That's the worst smell. And more so, F your neighbors life. He obviously had a pretty shitty day recently.
Bodies don't start stinking until a couple days to a couple of weeks after it dies, so you have a mobster who fails at disposing of bodies.
I don't think Op is heartless for being grossed out by the smell of death. Are we supposed to ignore disgusting things just because they happen everyday. That is like the arguments people have when someone walks into the room while their parents have sex. It is not comfortable or wanted by most people, to see your parents have sex or smell the disgusting scent of someone being dead. Also, it would be creepy as **** because the person would have been decaying for days to weeks before the Op noticed it.
Oh no you smelled the smell of death.. How about the guy who DIED? How do you think his life is going? Just trying to put things into perspective here...
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Time to move
I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.