By nazirah4shizzle - 15/05/2015 19:54 - United States

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Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
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never_alone 10

how did he not notice the string? and how did you not wake up in time to stop him? you must be a heavy sleeper

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wondermoose 28

did he not realize that right away or?....

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genericfmluser 17

Isn't that technically sexual abuse? She did not consent before hand. If someone touched me like that while sleeping I would FREAK.

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limabeans101029 20

It's possible that it's just something they do, and have discussed beforehand. Me and my boyfriend sometimes wake each other up in sexual ways and, even though neither of us can technically give consent while we're asleep, I'm pretty sure that we aren't sexually abusing each other.

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joeblow6969 5

One time a girl woke me up with a blowie and I pressed charges. She did 2 months in county.

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gintwinsmoore 20

I don't know, but I tell my SO when my cycle is here so he doesn't get any ideas during my time of the month...just saying maybe you should start doing that.

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limabeans101029 20

Some couples carry on doing things while the woman is on her period, I guess it just isn't a big deal to some people. Or maybe he knew that she was on her period and was just so drunk that he forgot

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anonamous14 9

I think her FML was directed toward the fact that she had to go to the ER to get her tampon taken out, not the fact that he tried to wake her by fingering her. She never said she was raped in her FML so chill people, people these days are too sensitive.

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Kikiers21042 18

I see a lot of comments about molestation and rape. How do you know that he didn't have permission before hand? When me and my boyfriend started dating we talked about that and he had permission to have sex with me asleep or to finger me or whatever. Most times I'd wake and if I didn't feel like it is tell him no and he'd stop. We don't know what there limitations or boundaries were. As far as we know this is completely normal for them besides the tampon getting stuck in her. She was more upset about the tampon it seemed like to me not the fingering.

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samurai1833 16

You should talk to the spooning kid.

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JKPwnage 27

I'd just like to remind everyone that OP'S BOYFRIEND WAS DRUNK. OP'S boyfriend isn't an idiot, the drunk version of him is.

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Algorithm 24

If you can't stop yourself from trying to finger people in their sleep when you get drunk, you need to not drink.

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hoosiergirl94 31

You couldn't get it out yourself? Or feel that happening?

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