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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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seanyewest 13

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:58

CBN Presents: Grans gone wild.

Drapoon103100 12

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:55

Mind bleach?

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RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:11

this is how old people play "telephone" now you have to flash grandpa. Either that, or you flash your dad, who flashes your mom, and she gets to flash grandpa

PrinceDarko 13

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:13

Time to go back to the optometrist office

pastel_fml 18

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:14

I'd like to hear the story behind this one, lol.

OGCxILLUSION 14

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:37

Why are people disliking your comment. it was hilarious.

redstone7693 29

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:54

I would probably remember that forever if it happened to me

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 10 May 2015 8:19

Granny Gone Wild

BigBaby337 6

Sunday 10 May 2015 10:03

Dementia setting in maybe?

dakatabg 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 10:23

She should buy new glasses

RealSuperSand 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 10:36

Alcohol plus poor vision = F your L.

Nothingness1 3

Sunday 10 May 2015 10:44

Well at least they are still willing to try new things! That sucks though!

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