Miscellaneous: Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 2 355

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 809

You deserved it 164

By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 081

You deserved it 43 835

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 151

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 102

You deserved it 75 829

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 520

You deserved it 3 237

By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 214

You deserved it 8 144

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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You deserved it 3 471

By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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You deserved it 5 708

Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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You deserved it 873

seanyewest 13

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:58

CBN Presents: Grans gone wild.

Drapoon103100 12

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:55

Mind bleach?

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captainsmegma 12

Sunday 10 May 2015 15:52

Sounds like the old girl still knows how to keep grandpa happy.

be82tw 17

Sunday 10 May 2015 16:06

Sounds like F Your Grandpa's life: apparently he looks like a 19 year old girl!

Dean__Winchester 16

Monday 11 May 2015 3:27

You'll never look at raisins the same ever again...

abytee 1

Monday 11 May 2015 4:07

Time for some glasses!

mfoster700 5

Monday 11 May 2015 4:19

Sorry to hear that

Cebolamole 13

Monday 11 May 2015 13:40

It's kinda sweet of her to that for your grandpa, though. It warms my heart someone that age still finds passion.

Eloxia 7

Monday 11 May 2015 22:54

"Put your glasses on, grandma!"

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:30

At least now you know where you get your looks from?

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Same thing different taste

He's still got it

Who are you?

Poor choice of words

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