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By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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By Broken - 29/06/2018 19:00

Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

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MrsPegg 45

Monday 7 September 2015 11:10

"Oh her ring size? **** you. Thats the size". Hopefully you gave him hell. He could've gotten her ring size from anyone; he asked you to purposely get under your skin. Try to shake it off :(

nzhx 23

Monday 7 September 2015 11:09

Wow, zero sense of boundaries.

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TheJawsman 18

Monday 7 September 2015 14:19

I was going to say "You want to know about THAT finger? I've got another finger to show you."

zefronke8 25

Monday 7 September 2015 14:28

Give him a ring size that's too small

townailz 16

Monday 7 September 2015 14:32

What a dick

Slothman102 11

Monday 7 September 2015 15:07

I'd have given him the wrong size.

rainbowsRlove 15

Monday 7 September 2015 15:10

thats when you say idk the only ring we used was a **** ring lol sorry about that though I can see how that would sting a bit. hope you can find comfort in knowing everything happens for a reason and she's your ex for a great reason

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 7 September 2015 15:25

What nerve!

nomnomthebunny 13

Monday 7 September 2015 15:34

Tell him he should know its the size of his ego

Jryan952015 7

Monday 7 September 2015 15:53

She's got fat fingers I didn't buy her a ring I bought her a bracelet

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 September 2015 16:42

Give it way too small like a six or seven...

PennyLane27 32

Monday 7 September 2015 20:26

7 is industry standard size for pre-made women's rings.

berkeleyjake 13

Monday 7 September 2015 18:01

tell him it is half the size of what it would be for his penis, give him something to think about as it would insult either of them

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